Loud, Page 1
Kelli says this is her favorite one so far. Monty says when he was ten, he really did want to grow up to be Gene Simmons, and he's disappointed that it hasn't panned out. You guys know that Gene Simmons had a cow tongue grafted onto his real tongue, right? That's true. At least, it was true when I was in grade school. Also, some guy died from eating pop rocks, and if you write on yourself with a lead pencil, you'll get lead poisoning. Now there's an Internet, so that everybody can have access to this kind of vital information- but when I was a kid, we had to find it out by WORD OF MOUTH.
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